Here are some of the tracks from Bad Vibrations, which are downloadable and lyrically readable (!) completely free. That means, it costs no money. It can cost you your health, but that's your problem.

ATTENTION: The music is harsh, insulting and perverted. Thus, it's not suited for underaged people. It utilizes a lot of black humor and the views expressed in the lyrics don't equal our own views. This is a fun band. If you can't stand vulgar lyrics, this is the wrong band for you.
You've been warned.

» 01 - Bad Vibrations (3:44)
What do you get when you mix a dramatic piano ballad with a whirly black vibrator called Uncle Tom? Find out and listen to what probably is Melophobie's most known song. Tons have gone before you, but millions shall follow!
» 02 - Overdose (4:04)
If you're on drugs, and you've lost all hope... you're probably right. You'd better kill yourself. Or make a ska song. That's what we did. We made a song to kill you guys, instead.
» 03 - The Berliner Orgasmaclub (5:16)
When a Melophobie-member watches a documentary on the Berlin gay scene, you know it's gonna go wrong somewhere. The result is this kinky, almost rap-like housetrack about getting shit all over yourself for no particular reason.
» 04 - Jimmy Got A Boner
How could you go wrong? An acoustic song about a boy getting a hard-on during the swimming lesson in school! I bet that this happened to some of you. I laugh in your face! Hah!
» 05 - The Ballad Of The Leet Asshats
If this song isn't gonna get our site hacked, I don't know what is. A song about the stereotypical hacking nerd who spends his time either in his mother's basement, or at the LotR workshop.
» 06 - Pafcon Orgy
Punk is not dead. No, it's just rotting away somewhere in a corner of Tony Blair's attic. Nonetheless, it can still jump up to you and hump your leg. And that's what this song is going to do. Or not. No, just an earache will do. ANYWAY, it's about those fucking moronic furry bastards who jerk it to dragons. 'Nuff said.
» 07 - Furry In The Slaughterhouse
Speaking of furries, they won't like this song. LegumeLair expressed his anti-vegenian views in this metal song like no others! Still legume is French for vegetable. I will never get that guy... (Editoral comment: Fuck you!)
» 08 - It's Fijntjes In My Ass
You're wondering what fijntjes is? It's the most terrifying word in the Dutch language. And it will leave you to death. If you like Bad Vibrations, you're probably gonna like this. Yes, all three of you.
» 09 - Robocunt (4:38)
Slutty, slutty, this song is so slutty! With some fake English dialect the truth about your mother is finally revealed. Feel the pain.
» 10 - A Priest Dick A Day
Learn how to benefit from sexual intercourse with a local man of god with this song. It's completely free and more legal than other sins. For you, that is.
» 11 - No James, Not From Behind!
That being James MacDonough, even though not everybody knows that. See, if you're making songs about raping people, there's always the risk of people running up to you at concerts, saying that they are offended because they were once raped. But seeing as we don't do concerts (yet), I'll just say fuck you, for now.