Melophobie started out in 2003 as a random noise band when LegumeLair and Börks were too bored to come up with something good, and too scared to commit suicide. While it started with horrible musical torture lacking any form of seriousness and structure, Melophobie evolved into an actual band over the years. Current members LegumeLair and Lime write texts about bizarre over-the-top sexual fantasies, lethal drug-use and extreme stances on various ethical issues. Accompanied by usually acoustic-orientated compositions which actually don't suck, this time around, this ensures for a traumatically hilarious experience which will leave you both unshaved and unemployed.

With their upcoming installment, Bad Vibrations (officially the fourth Melophobie-release, but really the first one remotely worth mentioning), Melophobie hope to set a foot on the ground of the rubber dickslap acoustic necrojazz scene, a risky but daring standard. With songs such as 'Bad Vibrations', 'A Priest Dick A Day Keeps The Doctor Away' and 'Robocunt', it's sure to become a solid hit. Or not. Anyway, you can start becoming a dedicated fan by just downloading the stuff on this site (completely free, so that includes you Dutch people)