Being Melophobie's only remaining original member, he is very surprised to see the band evolve from a hardcore acoustic noiserave band into a necromanic filthgrinding funky black metal band. He writes most of the music.

Instruments: Vocals, Guitars, Arrangement
Other Bands: Bad Sunday, Subtopia
Date of Birth: 07/11/88
Location: Trash Town, Germany

Aka Dutchoo. Somehow ended up in the band, as well. Probably because there was money to be made, somewhere. He is Melophobie's main lyricist.

Instruments: Bass, Arrangement
Other Bands: Subtopia, Lord Barbapappa
Date of Birth: 09/13/88
Location: Alkmaar, Netherlands

Aka Flo, also known as the fucker from Flanders (F3), is unemployed. Instead of working, he goes into the forest along with his guitar and vocal talents to aurally rape the innocent passerbys.

Instruments: Guitars, Vocals
Other Bands: Bad Sunday
Date of Birth: 01/11/89
Location: Sankt Augustin, Germany

BlueCowMadMan was one of the previous 'vocalists' of Melophobie, who, according to the Guinness Book Of Records, has performed the worst recorded freestyle session to date along with LegumeLair.

Instruments: Vocals
Date of Birth: 01/09/88
Location: Sankt Augustin, Germany

Börks will go down into history as Melophobie's founder. Realizing that he and his project were responsible for the recent great economic recession of Germany, he abandoned Melophobie. He nows spends his days selling Frankfurters in Hamburg. Or the other way around, we don't really remember.

Instruments: Flute, Vocals
Date of Birth: 01/07/88
Location: Trash Town, Germany

Even though Ali is fully German, his name started rumours that he is in fact Turkish. His performance on two songs about sausages only added to this controversy.

Instruments: Backing Vocals
Date of Birth: 06/25/87
Location: Sankt Augustin, Germany