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H4xX0r3d! (05/27/06)
H3Ya u ScUmBag. Th1s HoMePaGe HaS B33n H4xX0r3D bY LeGuMeLaIr. I pUbL1sH3d a N3w SoN6 U f4gG0tZ cA113D 'The Ballad of the Leet Asshats'. U c4n FiNd i7 in t3h m00zic-s3ct1on. SHOOT MY PENIS.

Ah yes, and Aurae made a remix of Pafcon Orgy. You can find it the Dog Rape Remix in the Media section.

Good christian Music (05/22/06)
Yet another song is finished today, this time it's A Priest Dick A Day. It's the tale of a young boywhore who gives his body to the ambassadors of god. If you, a good christian person, are offended, congratulations. You have just served the song's main purpose.

Pafcon Orgy! (05/19/06)
Dude, we're so productive! We finished another song today, called Pafcon Orgy. It's basically about guys who like to have sexual intercourse with their pets. Be sure to check it out, it's a killer.

A new song and a new cover (05/16/06)
Finally, we have a new song. It's called Jimmy Got A Boner. You'll find it the music section, like always. Lime and LegumeLair designed a new album cover for Melophobie, it's also there. Make sure to check it out.

A newsletter (03/29/06)
We have a newsletter now, to always stay in touch with Melophobie and it's members, simply take a look at the contact section, where you will find information on how to subscribe.

A fan Club and more (03/23/06)
Dutchoo just told me that we have a fan club. How great! Join it here. Thanks to Adam here, who is our first official groupie. I also added some buttons at the bottom of the page. Check them out!

Homepage is online! How Great! (03/20/06)
Our homepage is online. From here, we will conquer the world with our extremely great music. I have spoken.
German and Dutch translations of this website are yet to come.

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